Dying slowly from daydreams

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

hotlocalsingle:

my life is the joke my appearance is the punchline

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• me: i'm ugly
• me: i'm sexy
• me: i'm stupid
• me: i'm a genius
• me: i hate people ugh there needs to be another plague
• me: i just adore pEOPLE in general right now
• me: i want to be alone
• me: i feel too lonely i want someone to love me and care for me
• me: i sound like a dying cat
• me: my voice is the sound of sex i should record an album
• me: people hate me and i don't know why
• me: i feel so loved right now i can't even ily all
• me: there are so many things wrong with me
• me: i'm flawless

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too　

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raginginrandomness:

stark-spangled:

sometimestheskyisgreen:

In which Steve proposes to Tony…

-squealing-

*internally fangirl screaming*

I am clam

this is perfect

and I am clam

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don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous

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takemetogoodtimes:

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sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

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• Me: *Procrastinating
• My parents: Can you please-
• Me: Are you serious do you even know how much homework I have Im stressing over so much please dont make me do it I really need to get this homework done I am so tired

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sodamnrelatable:

and It’s time for school!

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j0ey:

only-on3:

Or, they turn out to be the ones that push you over the edge.

Reblogging for the comment^

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sunshinewhenitsraining:

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